Here we go again…

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For the past couple of weeks now I have been having some issues with my PC, to be honest they’ve been going on longer but my recent deep dive into Netflix and retro gaming has moved the issue from something that needed doing urgently to something that can wait a while.  

Well with the release of the new Warcraft expansion, Battle for Azeroth, I have found myself using the PC on a near daily basis for at least an hour a day and it’s no longer something that I can live with. 

One thing that always comes to mind when I start this process is that it always seems to take longer than you expect, many a time for past installations I’ve thought to myself, “Hey, it’s only 10pm, I can reinstall Windows, redownload my apps and get everything patching while I sleep, then at 2am I am sat red-eyed at my PC waiting for the latest updates, or for the process to complete. 

Anyway, I better crack on with the install, I have an EULA agreement to “read” and agree to…

The redesign lives

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Been a little bored of late and had some time to myself so I decided to wipe the site and re-do it with a new theme and features. 

More updates should be coming soon however for now feel free to get your revenge for all the things I’ve tested and failed in the past and call out all the defects in this site.

Rules from the male side

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We always hear “the rules” from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules!

  1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
  2. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
  3. Crying is blackmail.
  4. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
  5. Yes, and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
  6. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
  7. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
  8. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
  9. If you won’t dress like the Victoria’s Secret girls, don’t expect us to act like soap opera guys.
  10. If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us.
  11. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
  12. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
  13. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
  14. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.
  15. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
  16. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
  17. If we ask what is wrong and you say “nothing,” we will act like nothing’s wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
  18. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, expect an answer you don’t want to hear.
  19. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.
  20. Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.
  21. You have enough clothes.
  22. You have too many shoes.
  23. I am in shape. Round is a shape.

Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on thecouch tonight, but did you know men really don’t mind that, it’s likecamping.